Ooey Gooey Stress Relief for Politically Stressful Times
| * Removable, Squeezable Head! |
| * Squish and Mush Action! |
| * Therapeutic! |
| * Grip Strengthening! |
When politicians strain their constituency to the breaking point, only one
vehicle provides effective relief: the squishy stress ball. With this Goo Bah
Stress Toy, you can lift the head off its stout polyresin body and squeeeeze to
your little heart's content. Our Political Stress Balls measure 5" tall, come
packaged in a sturdy clamshell, and are perfect for politically stressful
times-- which are really all times. Be you a Democrat or a Republican, we have a
Goo Bah for your political stress.
George W. Bush
Read his lips-- no new taxes! (No, wait, wrong Bush.) Global warming.
International terrorism. Tax Hikes. Crumbling Infrastructure. Political Pork.
Politics! Politicians! Now that's Stress! Meet Goo Bah Bush!
Bill Clinton
If he doesn't
balance the budget, just smash in his smiling face! Global warming.
International terrorism. Tax Hikes. Crumbling Infrastructure. Political Pork.
Politics! Politicians! Now that's Stress! Meet Goo Bah Clinton!
Dick Cheney
He has the face of an angel! (Well, not really.) Global warming. International
terrorism. Tax Hikes. Crumbling Infrastructure. Political Pork. Politics!
Politicians! Now that's Stress! Meet Goo Bah Cheney!
Hillary Clinton
Do you think she waxes those eyebrows? (They look like they're just drawn on.)
Global warming. International terrorism. Tax Hikes. Crumbling Infrastructure.
Political Pork. Politics! Politicians! Now that's Stress! Meet Goo Bah Hillary
Clinton!
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