“Get out of my face or I’ll open a can of whoop ass on you!” Oh, the good old days — days when you can say things that don’t make any sense at all, an... [read more]
“Get out of my face or I’ll open a can of whoop ass on you!” Oh, the
good old days — days when you can say things that don’t make any sense at all,
and still look cool doing it.
What is “whoop ass”? We aren’t too sure what White Dawg’s going to do with his
share of whoop-ass, but generally it just means that when someone’s touched that
last nerve and is about to be on the wrong side of your flying fist. But
you knew that, or you wouldn't be here right now.
Of course, we at KlearGear will never [openly] advocate violence. Until beating
the hell out of obnoxious coworkers becomes acceptable, you’re just going to
have to stick with novelty desktop toys like this literal Can of Whoop Ass,
enjoying the sense of humor in it or flailing it left and right as an empty,
“oh-if-I-could-you-know-I-would” threat.
That's right. Make threatening gestures hilarious! Just twist off the
can’s lid and when it says, “YOU JUST OPENED YOURSELF A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS!" you
can:
a) laugh uncontrollably, or
b) wish you were shouting this in that jerk’s face two cubicles down while
brandishing your fist at his nose.
But wait - that's not all! This high-quality metal can doubles as a 17 ounce
storage bin for desktop accessories. With that space, it also makes a great
gift. Imagine delivering your message to your frienemies every time they reach
for a paper clip, stapler refill, or some change for the soda machine.
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Can of Whoop Ass
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“Get out of my face or I’ll open a can of whoop ass on you!” Oh, the
good old days — days when you can say things that don’t make any sense at all,
and still look cool doing it.
What is “whoop ass”? We aren’t too sure what White Dawg’s going to do with his
share of whoop-ass, but generally it just means that when someone’s touched that
last nerve and is about to be on the wrong side of your flying fist. But
you knew that, or you wouldn't be here right now.
Of course, we at KlearGear will never [openly] advocate violence. Until beating
the hell out of obnoxious coworkers becomes acceptable, you’re just going to
have to stick with novelty desktop toys like this literal Can of Whoop Ass,
enjoying the sense of humor in it or flailing it left and right as an empty,
“oh-if-I-could-you-know-I-would” threat.
That's right. Make threatening gestures hilarious! Just twist off the
can’s lid and when it says, “YOU JUST OPENED YOURSELF A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS!" you
can:
a) laugh uncontrollably, or
b) wish you were shouting this in that jerk’s face two cubicles down while
brandishing your fist at his nose.
But wait - that's not all! This high-quality metal can doubles as a 17 ounce
storage bin for desktop accessories. With that space, it also makes a great
gift. Imagine delivering your message to your frienemies every time they reach
for a paper clip, stapler refill, or some change for the soda machine.
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