We all love super secret agents, because pretending to be someone awesome as opposed to actually being that person is much easier and cost-effective, a... [read more]
We all love super secret agents, because pretending to be someone awesome as opposed to actually being that person is much easier and cost-effective, and works for going to conventions. So naturally, we would all like to emulate the secret agents’ gadgets and gear: from light bending invisibility cloaks to laser watches, it’s all so badass!
As with all cool things, they have their offbeat awkward cousins that can do the same job, but in the oddest way possible. That is where Security Briefs come in.
Why use a sturdy wall safe that looks appealing and rich when you could use underwear that does the same thing? A Velcro fastener lines the crotch pocket to hold all your dirty secrets. Finally, for the entire group of naysayers who say that they would get ruined when put in the wash, they include the amazing skid mark technology, so no one but you would dare touch them. This will offset home burglars and super villains so much, they won’t think of stealing anything you’ve got ever again!
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We all love super secret agents, because pretending to be someone awesome as opposed to actually being that person is much easier and cost-effective, and works for going to conventions. So naturally, we would all like to emulate the secret agents’ gadgets and gear: from light bending invisibility cloaks to laser watches, it’s all so badass!
As with all cool things, they have their offbeat awkward cousins that can do the same job, but in the oddest way possible. That is where Security Briefs come in.
Why use a sturdy wall safe that looks appealing and rich when you could use underwear that does the same thing? A Velcro fastener lines the crotch pocket to hold all your dirty secrets. Finally, for the entire group of naysayers who say that they would get ruined when put in the wash, they include the amazing skid mark technology, so no one but you would dare touch them. This will offset home burglars and super villains so much, they won’t think of stealing anything you’ve got ever again!
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